Posts Tagged ‘home improvement’

Black Metal Severed Head Window Planters

So much awesome ::

black metal window planters

I had been wanting some kind of greenery in my place but I don’t have much space or direct sunlight for an indoor garden.  I browsed around the interwebs and discovered various window planters (a perfect solution for my predicament), so I decided to make my own!  I took a few mannequins that have been lying around…seriously, they’re made to lay down so I couldn’t really use them for clothes…and I cut their heads off!  Mwahaha!  Oh.  Here’s how I did it ::

head2-taped-off-neck

I used electrical tape to mark where I wanted to cut and to keep the fiber glass from cracking.  I couldn’t cut them with my dremel because the neck angles were all weird due to their weird layingdownness, so I hacked at them with a flat screwdriver and hammer.  I’m sure my neighbors hated me for that.  It was really loud and it took forever.

head1-severed

Once the head was severed I marked and cut off the top/back dome to make the hole for the plant to pop up through.  See how happy she is?  The one above had a dome shape already built in so it was easy to bust out.  The other one I was able to cut with the dremel, also easy but there was a lot of nasty fiberglass dust that seemed like it would penetrate my safety goggles and mask too easily.  Oh well.

head2-plastidip

On the exposed area of fiberglass I painted two coats of black Plastidip to seal all of the sharp edges. I also drilled two small holes above each ear to attach the wire through for hanging it on the window.

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Then I used white spray paint to get the base for the black metal makeup.  This mannequin had eyelashes so I put scotch tape over them to keep out the spray paint.  Now it’s time to unleash those Black Metal corpse paint skillz!

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I did pretty classic Black Metal aesthetic on this one using regular black acrylic paint.

head2-painted-front

This one was supposed to be similar to the one above but all I could see was a Batman mask so I painted over it with creepy unibrow and drips.  Then I added inverted cross pupils for extra Satan points.  I also used a clear matte finish spray to seal them off.

head1-base-plastic

Now that they look awesome, it’s time to make them functional.  First put the wire through the holes on the side.  I used “picture hanging wire” from Home Depot.  Then cut some thick plastic (like what you would put on the floor if you’re painting)  into a circle and hot-glue it to the base of the head from the inside.  But be careful because the glue will melt the plastic.  Keep the gun on a low heat setting if there is one, and don’t push too hard on the plastic, just enough to adhere to the fiberglass.

head1-plastic-liner

Fiberglass isn’t the best home for a plant because they retain heat.  My window gets morning sun, so I put two layers of plastic loosely lining the sides of the head, hot-gluing along the top edge only.  This left wrinkles of plastic throughout the head to insulate it, and wrinkles at the bottom to filter the water.  I also put non-toxic beanbag foam beans in the bottom (you can also use packing peanuts) to use as a water filter also, since I didn’t want drainage holes in the bottom plastic.

planters-finished

I planted the foliage in the severed mannequin heads before hanging them with the wire through/around the window grate.  Nice and creepy home decor :)

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:: KtB ::

Painting leather couches

…is not as difficult as I thought it would be!  Time consuming yes, but oh so simple ::

Finished Couch

Finished Couch!

Here’s the blank canvas I started with ::

New-used couch, super comfy but I wasn't feelin' the color

New-used couch, super comfy but I just wasn't feelin' the color

I went to an art supply store and got some paints that were made for leather (I also grabbed some bronze metallic powder, it looked too cool to pass up and I was in a rusty mood) ::

Paaaaaaaiinnnntttssssss.  Actually I'm surprized I was able to cover the entire couch using just 4 tiny containers of paint.  You have to paint it on pretty thickly to get opacity.

Paaaaaaaiinnnntttssssss. Actually I'm surprized I was able to cover the entire couch using just 4 tiny containers of paint. You have to paint it on pretty thickly to get opacity.

I searched images online for striped couches and found a few to use as inspiration, and then I made a few mock-ups in Photoshop so I could try different stripe directions before deciding on how exactly to proceed.  Here’s the mock-up I ended up going with, not too bad eh? ::

Many mock-ups were made, only one was chosen.

Many mock-ups were made, only one was chosen.

Then I measured and marked off the stripes with a sharpy and a straightedge.  I happened to use a black sharpy, but when I started painting the orange I found that it did not cover the black.  “Fool!” I thought at first, but after the orange was painted, I was happy to have a line to follow when painting the black stripes. Just don’t mess up when drawing the lines or it will be a b:tch trying to cover them up with lighter color paint.

I used pattern hooks and table legs to prop up the couch fat so the paint would dry in its crevices

I used pattern hooks and table legs to prop up the couch fat so the paint would dry in its crevices

I was using two shades of orange so that the color wasn’t so flat.  I just randomly chose what shade to dip the brush in each time I needed more paint.  Nothing to it.

The worst part was setting the paint.  After painting each section of the couch, I used an iron (over a piece of cotton fabric) to heat the paint and set it to the leather so it won’t rub off when you sit on it.  After all of the orange was painted and set (which took for-f::king-ever), I could start on the black.  I also sprinkled the metallic powder on the black stripes ::

I didn't bother taping off the stripes, a little wiggle in the brush strokes would fit in fine with the wrinkles in the leather.

I didn't bother taping off the stripes. I figured a little wiggle in the brush strokes would fit in fine with the wrinkles and creases in the leather.

And I made sure to add something blasphemous to the back ::

How could I not?

How could I not? Well, partially because I was quickly running out of orange paint...

At the end of it all, I set the iron to almost the highest setting and slowly set all of the paint one last time to make sure it would hold.

This would have been a great winter project due to the heat from the iron.  I, however, finished it in the summer.  Not so good.  But over the last several months the paint hasn’t come off at all, and it has kept the flexibility and softness of the original leather.  So yay for painting leather couches!  But do it in le winter.

:: KtB ::